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MY MOM REGRETFULLY SAID YES AND MY DAD KINDA MADE FUN OF ME BUT GUESS WHOSE PAINTING THEIR NAILS

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

ssbgifs:

((RoM 6 - Kage the Warrior (Ganondorf) Vs. MattDotZeb (Falco)) 9:03 aka Prog and D1’s reactions
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This is it. The highly respected commentary double of xd1x and @Progducto

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

frostbitch:

egberts:

why is everyone obsessed with skeletons

look inside yourself and you will find the answer

cactuseeds:

"This is the moment where you leave him and come with me."

"Is it?"

"Yes. Are you coming?"

"No."

Submarine, 2010