Shit, what's something witty?


Tumblr on september 30th


get to know me meme [2/6] movies  -  submarine (2010)
Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.

space-man-spiff asked: Yay Questions! How about numbers 1, 5, 17, 45.

1 What do you regularly do before bed?
Sit on my computer until my lazy ass gets too tired.

5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
Alcoholic: I don’t drink regularly enough to say but I guess Fireball Whiskey. I’m had that at least twice
Non alcoholic: Coffee. Fucking love coffee.

17 Something you know you shouldn’t have done, but did anyway?
Uh, I’ve tried sniffing rubber cement a few times. It’s not at all safe and not fun at all. Don’t do it, kids.

45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
The only thing I can think of is I don’t have enough time to hang out with people because of school and marching band.


By far my favourite album all year <3

" My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning, for example homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework, see? Nothing. Our existence she said is the same way. You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why. "

- Repetition by Phil Kaye (via electric-wish)






bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war



why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing


Noodle from Gorillaz <3 She is just TOO FUN to draw! 

Some Even Better Questions
    1 What do you regularly do before bed?
    2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
    3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
    4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
    5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
    6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
    7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
    8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
    9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
    10 Who are your top three idols?
    11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
    12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
    13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
    14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
    15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
    16 Favorite video game?
    17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
    18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
    19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
    20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
    21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
    22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
    23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
    24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
    25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
    26 What was your first kiss like?
    27 Favorite curse word(s)?
    28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
    29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
    30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
    31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
    32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
    33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
    34 Do you like your name?
    35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
    36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
    37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
    39 How do you feel about humanity?
    40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
    41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
    42 What do you want to do with your life?
    43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
    44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
    45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
    46 What state do you live in?
    47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
    48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
    49 What really turns you on?
    50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?


Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)

The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover

  • Mom: honey we are eating ass tonight
  • Son: ugh that is what we had yesterday

i think i’m gonna stay up tonight so i can be excusably miserable tomorrow